Wednesday, May 21, 2008

Kisah 3 Sahabat: KURA-KURA, KODOK & ULER KAKI SERIBU

Ada tiga sahabat, satunya kura2..satu lagi kodok.. terus satunya lagi uler kaki seribu. Suatu hari kura2 mengundang dua temennya kerumahnya buat pesta kecil2an. So..., mereka bertiga bikin pesta kecil di rumah kura2.

Setelah asyik ngobrol, makan, minum and lain lain...si kodok berkata, "Eh.. dari tadi kayaknya ada yang kurang ya.. elu pada ngerasa gak..?? Oh iya kita kok gak ngerokok ya.. pantesan mulut asem banget nih.."

Kura2: "iya ya..sorry gue lupa nggak nyediain rokok... kalo gitu lu beli aje deh 'Dok.. warungnya deket khan..!"

Kodok: "Lho koq gue sih.. khan tuan rumahn ya elu 'Ra.."

Kura2: "iya sih.. tapi khan gue jalannya lambat. kalo elu khan bisa cepet..!!"

Kodok: "Ah.. nggak bisa gitu donk!!.. lagian kalo soal cepet.. pasti si uler kaki seribu lebih cepet dari gue.. kakinya aja ada seribu!!!"

Kura2: "Oh iya ya.. Elu aja deh yang pergi.. uler Kaki seribu.."

Uler K.1000: "koq jadi gue sih.."

Kodok : "Udah ..nggak apa apa.. elu aja.. buruan.."

Akhirnya si Uler K.1000 pergi juga untuk membeli rokok. Si Kodok dan Kura2 nungguin sambil ngegosipin artis artis lokal. Lima menit menunggu...si Uler K.1000 belum dateng juga... 10 menit.. 20 menit...satu jam...dan ternyata sampe tiga jam Uler K.1000 gak nongol2 juga.

Kodok: "Kooq Uler K.1000 nggak pulang2 ya..?"

Kura2: "Iya nih..gue jadi kuatir..kita susulin aja yuk, Dok...!"

Kodok: "ayuk deh..!"

Tapi pas si kura2 buka pintu... ternyata uler K.1000 udah ada di depan pintu.

Kura2: "Nah ni dia..!"

Kodok: "Iya nih dari tadi ditungguin juga... mana rokoknya. mulut gue udah asem banget nih..?!"

Uler K.1000: "Boro2 rokok... jalan aja belom..!!"

Kodok: "Haah belom jalan... emangnya dari tadi ngapain aja...?

Uler K.1000: "Yeeeeeeeee.. elu nggak liat nih... gue lagi PAKE SEPATU!!!???????
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57 comments:

  1. na ajaMay 21, 2008 at 11:18 PM

    wqeqeqe....=))

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  2. izay milanistiMay 21, 2008 at 11:36 PM

    wkakakakakaka

    kocak banget,,,:D

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  3. khamshe .May 21, 2008 at 11:38 PM

    uncle gimbal..kechawa dhulu...
    buchech pakai shoe already 3 hour juga belom kelar?
    kaga jadhi ngrokok dheeh


    *movement lawra modhe on*

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  4. balqmunk™ dot multiplai dot komMay 21, 2008 at 11:44 PM

    sapa yang kocak??
    kura2, kodok, uler kaki 1000, ataw saya???

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  5. balqmunk™ dot multiplai dot komMay 21, 2008 at 11:45 PM

    untung menungsa sikile 2 thok...

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  6. izay milanistiMay 21, 2008 at 11:58 PM

    sapa ya???

    *celingak-celinguk

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  7. anindyah lukiastariMay 22, 2008 at 12:24 AM

    yang lucu bagian mananya...?

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  8. tiny eonniMay 22, 2008 at 12:37 AM

    qiqiqiqiiqqi

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  9. balqmunk™ dot multiplai dot komMay 22, 2008 at 12:56 AM

    yang lucu tuh, anin ga ngerasa lucu...!!

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  10. balqmunk™ dot multiplai dot komMay 22, 2008 at 12:56 AM

    hehehehe...

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  11. anindyah lukiastariMay 22, 2008 at 1:02 AM

    itu dia....
    soale gak punya sepatu sebanyak itu...

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  12. balqmunk™ dot multiplai dot komMay 22, 2008 at 1:31 AM

    beli duunk...!!

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  13. anindyah lukiastariMay 22, 2008 at 1:45 AM

    ya sini aku belikan...
    mana uangnya?

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  14. khamshe .May 22, 2008 at 4:17 AM

    yah bunda bisnis sepatu ama om gimbal yoo

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  15. jonikemod jonikemodMay 22, 2008 at 6:18 PM

    yg lucunya ..????? Iqbalnya kriwil kriwil..hihihihiih

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  16. jonikemod jonikemodMay 22, 2008 at 6:19 PM

    im is back .....to MP..

    hihihi

    nanen ..comet di MP

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  17. happy grandmomMay 23, 2008 at 12:18 AM

    Sapa yg mau motongin kukunya K1000?..

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  18. balqmunk™ dot multiplai dot komMay 23, 2008 at 3:00 AM

    ya ibunya laaahh...

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  19. balqmunk™ dot multiplai dot komMay 23, 2008 at 3:00 AM

    welcome back...

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  20. balqmunk™ dot multiplai dot komMay 23, 2008 at 3:00 AM

    btw, rambut lo juga kriwil gitu lhoo...

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  21. balqmunk™ dot multiplai dot komMay 23, 2008 at 3:01 AM

    daripada bisnis narkoba...
    haraaaammm...!!

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  22. balqmunk™ dot multiplai dot komMay 23, 2008 at 3:02 AM

    nih... *ngasih disena*

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  23. happy grandmomMay 23, 2008 at 3:10 AM

    kesiyan ibunya...

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  24. balqmunk™ dot multiplai dot komMay 23, 2008 at 5:46 AM

    kok bisa??

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  25. happy grandmomMay 23, 2008 at 5:50 AM

    capek motongin kuku, capek mijitin, capek ngliat!! hihihi

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  26. balqmunk™ dot multiplai dot komMay 23, 2008 at 6:32 AM

    ... capek ngasi comment...

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  27. happy grandmomMay 23, 2008 at 6:36 AM

    wah...kamu lambe 1000 yah?

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  28. balqmunk™ dot multiplai dot komMay 23, 2008 at 6:54 AM

    waqsz...

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  29. happy grandmomMay 23, 2008 at 7:00 AM

    hihihi....piss!

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  30. FIQR ®May 24, 2008 at 1:16 AM

    hahahaha

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  31. happy grandmomMay 24, 2008 at 6:39 PM

    ada yg belum sikatan yah?...kok mmmpphh....bau..

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  32. balqmunk™ dot multiplai dot komMay 26, 2008 at 3:42 AM

    sapa tuuuhh...!!

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  33. happy grandmomMay 26, 2008 at 3:58 AM

    *nunjuk bawah*

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  34. balqmunk™ dot multiplai dot komMay 26, 2008 at 4:25 AM

    untung bukan saya...
    *legaaaa*

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  35. happy grandmomMay 26, 2008 at 4:29 AM

    baunya ada disini kok..HAH!!!...*semaput*

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  36. balqmunk™ dot multiplai dot komMay 26, 2008 at 4:30 AM

    hiks...

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  37. happy grandmomMay 27, 2008 at 2:54 AM

    fiuuhhh!!...suwe suwe kok mambu tenan..*mumet..mulih*

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  38. .: Agung :.June 18, 2008 at 5:34 AM

    apa seh

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  39. balqmunk™ dot multiplai dot komJune 18, 2008 at 5:41 AM

    mbuh kae...

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  40. happy grandmomJune 18, 2008 at 5:42 AM

    ora ngguyu gung maca critane?

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  41. .: Agung :.June 18, 2008 at 5:47 AM

    blassss

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  42. balqmunk™ dot multiplai dot komJune 18, 2008 at 5:48 AM

    hmmmm...

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  43. happy grandmomJune 18, 2008 at 5:50 AM

    walah...apane sing salah ya?

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  44. Retno Ayu WidiyantiAugust 25, 2008 at 4:15 AM

    :))

    bknnya nyuruh k0d0k aje..

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  45. happy grandmomAugust 25, 2008 at 4:21 AM

    tanpa kasih bayaran?

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  46. balqmunk™ dot multiplai dot komAugust 25, 2008 at 4:57 AM

    yeeww..
    si kodok yang nyuruh...

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  47. balqmunk™ dot multiplai dot komAugust 25, 2008 at 4:57 AM

    hiks...

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  48. happy grandmomAugust 25, 2008 at 5:09 AM

    ada bayaran yah?

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  49. balqmunk™ dot multiplai dot komAugust 25, 2008 at 5:59 AM

    bayarannya udud...
    tuh, tanya aja uler K 1000...!!

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  50. Retno Ayu WidiyantiAugust 25, 2008 at 6:02 AM

    Free of charge!!

    *pke gy chinchang lorang*

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  51. balqmunk™ dot multiplai dot komAugust 25, 2008 at 6:23 AM

    apaan tuh??

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  52. happy grandmomAugust 25, 2008 at 6:32 AM

    aku ora ngerti artine tp ketoke medeni?

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  53. Retno Ayu WidiyantiAugust 25, 2008 at 6:48 AM

    Cinta laura kalee..

    Ndes0! Hahahaa

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  54. happy grandmomAugust 25, 2008 at 7:13 AM

    kirain mau dicincang..hihi..

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  55. balqmunk™ dot multiplai dot komAugust 25, 2008 at 8:57 PM

    eww...

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  56. happy grandmomAugust 26, 2008 at 3:37 AM

    yuhh..kumat balqeww!!

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  57. balqmunk™ dot multiplai dot komAugust 27, 2008 at 3:22 AM

    seep...

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